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"Deserving charity"? There's no such thing.
Issue 7.4: No one owes you a gift, as this "inside a donor's mind" report makes clear.
"Hi. My name's Inertia. And I'll be disappointing you from this day forward. I know you have many obstacles to surmount, so I'm thrilled that you've named me Number One."
Issue 6.14: Meet the enemy: Inertia
"I'll never give you a penny again!" Music to my ears.
Issue 8.5: Here's a terrific direct mail concept the client refused to try. Take it if you want ... and if you dare.
A campaign case is a series of talking points
Issue 7.9: Report from the front lines
A surefire story formula
Issue 1.7: Case basics...
Acquiring new donors through direct mail: Measuring success
Issue 6.1: Measuring donor acquisition programs
Amiables: Smile and say "Howdy!"
Issue 1.2: Part two of four personality types...
Analytical types: Good to the last objection
Issue 1.1: Part one of four personality types...
Appeal letter openings
Steal this beginning...
Are you a funds-raiser or a funds-depleter?
Issue 7.11: Basing your metrics on acquisition is like trying to bail a boat with a sieve. You work hard, but you still sink.
Are you interesting (especially to donors)?
Issue 1.5: Communications basics...
Battle of the appeal letters: 4-pager vs. 2-pager
If I've heard this one once, I've heard it a thousand times...
Bequest marketing package
Getting started...
Bill's amazing "Warm Words" campaign
Issue 7.8: Bill Pratt decided to raise something other than money for once, and joyous response flooded in
Bottom-Liners leap to conclusions (and that's a good thing)
Issue 1.4: Part four of four personality types...
Can direct mail be a cash cow for smaller nonprofits? Think "cash calves" instead.
Issue 6.13: Mass-market expectations yield disappointing results at local levels. Take heart, though: direct mail is about far more than instant cash.
Deciding what goes into your donor newsletter
Issue 7.15: Here's the easiest explanation I've ever come up with
Disconnecting the dots: "Visibility" and fundraising success
Issue 2.6: Visibility
Does your boss or board chair get to approve your stuff? Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Issue 7.1: Sad but true: Most donor communications are built to fail
Does your stuff suffer from jargon breath?
Issue 6.6: Adopt a zero-jargon policy and you'll raise more money
Donor newsletter critiques
Donor profiles in your newsletters: Worth the trouble?
Issue 8.2: They can lead to bigger things ... or nowhere. You decide.
Dr. Sargeant says you're only doing half your job
Issue 7.12: And he has the data to prove it.
Expressives crave the new
Issue 1.3: Part three of four personality types...
Fundraising communications: Cost or investment?
Issue 4.4: Building donor relationships
How to brainstorm a new name
What should we call it?
How to create effective fundraising communications
Our goal: full disclosure. We hope to teach you everything we know.
How to make your billion-dollar goal?
Issue 5.9: No Ph.D. OK needed for your case
How to market charitable bequests
There's a right way and (mostly) a wrong way
How to Publish the Perfect Donor Newsletter
Yes, donors want a newsletter. Find out why they're not responding to yours.
How to write a good donor-centric headline
Issue 6.5: Writing a winning headline
I just wrote a couple of appeals for a big hospital. This time I took notes. Here's how to get a better letter.
Issue 7.3: Your next direct mail appeal: Will it burst into song?
Idiot's guide to time management
Issue 8.1: I fidget, you fidget, we all fidget.
If you choose us to write your case
Before you send that first check...
If your paper newsletter is a flop, switching to electronic won't help.
Issue 7.2: Two key questions answered about newsletters
Is direct mail dead? (No, it's just dull.)
Issue 8.4: My goal? Entertain the heck out of the reader.
Love Thy Reader
Fundraising communications for the aspiring expert: What works and why
Make your case and write the donor into the story
Issue 5.1: Donor = solution. It's your job to mention that more than once.
Making Your Case: Selling Your Vision to Donors
A tight case is a fundraiser's best friend
Molehill bequests grow into mountains, if permanently endowed
Issue 5.2: Bring this up when you're promoting bequests
Never run out of newsletter story ideas again: The back 9
Issue 3.4: Newsletter story ideas
Never run out of newsletter story ideas again: The front 9
Issue 3.3: Newsletter story ideas
Obama's Web 3.0 campaign: Rewarding role model? Or risky distraction?
Issue 6.8: Are e-newsletters dead?
On the delicate subject of ED, committee, and board approvals
Issue 4.2: Approvals
Qualityspotting
Issue 7.16: How do you know when your donor materials are strong enough for the outside world?
Raise the problem, be the solution
Issue 4.1: Emotional twin sets
Release your inner archer: Learn to shoot message arrows
Issue 7.13: Targets? The vulnerable hearts and curious minds of your donors
Richard Radcliffe has your back
Issue 6.9: Are you marketing bequests? (Right.) Or "planned gifts"? (Wrongo.)
Self-Audit Your Donor Communications
Learn the magic do-it-yourself checklist
Stalking charitable millionaires
Case study...
Straight to trash? The avoidable, sad fate of most annual reports
Issue 7.6: Entertain me with stories. Put stats in perspective.
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Successful donor communications? A tale of three piles
Issue 3.2: The uncommitted
Successful Hospice acquisition letter
For your consideration...
Take the Donor-Centered Pledge (or die)
Issue 7.5: 23 rules to live by (instead)
Testimonials re: Ahern workshops
What attendees say about the information and experience
The Abraham Lincoln lesson
Issue 1.6: Case basics...
The dirty truth about cases
Issue 6.11: Bitter truth? Maybe a quarter of the cases I'm hired to write never reach the finish line. Interesting tale, that.
The perfect "eventless" fundraising event
Issue 7.10: Arts charity raises money year round: Pick a day, any day. And fund it.
Three improving things I learned last year
Issue 5.3: 2007's "eureka" moments
To make it into pile #3, know what you're selling
Issue 5.8: Selling hope
Trust = Giving + Retention
Issue 4.5: What are donor newsletters for?
Valuable direct mail concept absolutely free
Issue 7.14: Do you have the guts to try something different? My client didn't.
Want more response? Get all emotional.
Issue 2.4: Emotional triggers
Want to raise more support? Want to retain more donors?
Issue 5.7: Donor-centric pledge
What are the criteria for an Ahern audit?
The short list
What do we call it?
Issue 5.6: Case themes
What is news?
Issue 6.7: Making donor news the right way
What to tell a second-guessing boss about good communications
Issue 5.4: Dear Boss
When you're feeling a little irrelevant...
Issue 6.10: Do you know the real you? The one donors really care about? Likely not, thanks to the "curse of knowledge." But there's an easy way (fun, too) to see yourself anew. Read on.
Why is giving by bequest so rare in the U.S.?
Issue 6.2: Reviving your "death brochure"
Why pay thousands to have an expert tell you what you're doing wrong? Do it yourself.
Issue 5.5: Ready for your self-audit?
Why people ignore your newsletter
Issue 2.1: Newsletter basics...
Why people ignore your newsletter
Issue 2.2: Newsletter basics...
Why people ignore your newsletter
Issue 2.3: Newsletter basics...
Why won't paper die?
Issue 6.12: Everyone's drumming their fingers, waiting for paper to expire as a communications medium. Sorry.
Would you buy a mattress from this charity?
Issue 6.3: What you do vs. why you matter
Writing a fabulous case is easy
Issue 7.7: You're just answering questions
You love stats. But do stats love you?
Issue 2.5: Using statistical evidence
You're writing, but they're not reading. Improve your odds.
Issue 4.3: Getting them to read
Young heads are different heads
Issue 8.3: Are younger donors alive ... or dead to you?
Your creative brief: Don't leave home without it
Issue 3.1: Writing a creative brief
Your strategic plan = your case for support?
Issue 8.6: No! Don't! "The bridge is out"!!!
Ahern clients
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Colin Wheildon investigates readability
Who knew?
Table of Contents
How To Write Fundraising Materials That Raise More Money
Types of Case Statements
Sample excerpt from upcoming Wiley/AFP book
What we do for clients
Shopping for expert communications help?
An Ahern audit: There's nothing even close
Are your communications secretly undermining your fundraising work?
Is This Book for You?
Buyer Beware
Straight Talk re: Marketing Bequests
Findings from the UK...
Anecdotes vs. Statistics: Which Is Better?
Sample chapter from upcoming Wiley/AFP book...
How to communicate better: My favorite books list
Building the new, improved, OMNISCIENT you...
Planning your case
Scheduling the work
Setting Your Expectations: Be Pessimistic
Sample chapter from HOW TO WRITE...
On the Delicate Subject of Committee and Board Approvals
Sample chapter from HOW TO WRITE...
What's right for you: Fancy or plain?
What should you spend on a case?
18 Newsletter Story Ideas: A Checklist
Sample chapter from HOW TO WRITE...
Case statements, inside and out
The ABCs
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SAMPLE case statements
How the stories were told
SAMPLE executive summary: audit top to bottom of a donor communications program
For your consideration...
Table of Contents
How to Write Fundraising Materials That Raise More Money
SAMPLE audit of a single communications piece
Excerpt, used with permission...
Bold donor newsletters, the writing of
Going from mild to wild
The Pep Talk
Sample chapter
The Special Language of "News-Speak"
Sample chapter
Contact information
These 7 Flaws Are Killing Your Newsletter
Sample chapter
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Dale Carnegie said it best...
Tom Ahern, tagline judge
Nancy Schwartz has asked me to help judge her wildly popular Tagline Awards Program in the summer of 2010. Of course, I said yes. And I am advertising that fact because, of course, I am unbribable. Although some judges like homemade fudges; just saying. Download her 2009 Nonprofit Tagline Report.
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